Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tennants Part 1

Dear Nurse Alt
I seem to have acquired a Tennant problem. I cant stop obsessing about it. I find myself researching more and more about it and downloading all the information I can find. Help me, I think I'm addicted.
Obsessed


Dear Obsessed
What can I say, you need to see the Doctor. And lots of him. But not to worry, there are places you can go to talk to others about your addiciton. Like minded people, support groups, and just quietly, dealers. Here are some:
Information portal
Support group
'Merchandise'

For people who are happy in their addiction

I believe the correct way to introduce yourself is:
My name is _______ and I have a Tennant addiction, it has been about 15 seconds since I last had a fix.

However I want to stress that this is a healthy addiction to have, and you should embrace it. In fact I think you should introduce others to it. You never know, they may just like it.
Nurse Alt

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